The Almighty Kiwi

Hello!
My name is Victoria and I am 17 year old and an activist for the lgbtq community. I want to major in mechanical engineer and minor in tech theater. Ask Me Anything!
(no, seriously, ask me something!)


Ask me anything  


Reblogged from bonesarecoralmade
later-homenuggets: my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

(Source: bonesarecoralmade, via tiggerologist)


Reblogged from brennablueskies
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via p-ensieves)


Reblogged from broternia

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 
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(via amazingdanisnotsocoollike)


Reblogged from doctorwho
“ But here’s the thing. Never mind us blundering fools, check out the fans. Two hundred and ten of them, with the top-secret episode within their grasp – and because we asked nicely, they didn’t breathe a word. Not one. Even Doctor Who websites have been closing their comments sections, just in case anyone blurts. I’m gobsmacked. I’m impressed. Actually, I’m humbled. And we are all very grateful. Steven Moffat: how fans saved the Doctor Who finale | Television & radio | guardian.co.uk (via doctorwho)

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Reblogged from h4te

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Reblogged from basedgosh

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(via not-our-joy-division)


Reblogged from jonandtheon

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

(via frantheanne)


Reblogged from aceticacid

aceticacid:

aceticacid:

okay so i got a math teacher named mr. fitz right
and apparently if you get a hundred on a test he’ll put a stamp on it that says “FITZTASTIC”
my school has the best teachers okay

GUYS OH MY GOD
DO YOU REMEMBER WAY BACK WHEN WHEN I POSTED THIS
WELL LOOKY HERE
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WE DID IT KIDS!!!!

(via thesuperwholockianinmordor)


Reblogged from onlynewfaces

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Reblogged from e-zekiel
e-zekiel: Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

(via not-our-joy-division)


Reblogged from nukilik-fandom

pinkaffinity:

nukilik-fandom:

IDK? People wanted mermako so here ya go. Some really sloppy things.

Disclaimer: Mermako absolutely doesn’t belong to me. I was informed he was created by Pinkaffinity, apparently. Sorry for messing arround with it XD

 

this is MAGICAL


Reblogged from damianwaynesboots
motoasfuck: thiinka: damianwaynesboots: A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

(via alloftimeandspace33)


Reblogged from thedoctorslostcompanion

owldee:

OMG

(Source: thedoctorslostcompanion, via auroralynne)


Reblogged from did-you-kno
did-you-kno: Source

did-you-kno:

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Reblogged from baboushkat

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baboushkat, via pluto-was-real)